Boreal Springs

August 30, 2008

Anderson 3 – Round 19: ‘Sade’s Diary, Pt. 1′

Filed under: Anderson,O`Hanlon — Tags: , , , , , , , , — Mao @ 12:13 pm

Nathaniel and Sara are happily married, but their children give them cause for worry. Sade has grown into a lovely young lady, but she seems a little too aware of it. Cole, too, is older, but still a bit… odd.

From Sade’s Online Diary, pulled from SIMplygorgeous.simjournal.com:

So, unless you’ve been living under a rock or something, you know I’m a teenager now and fully independent in the most awesome of ways. That’s right, world, you better watch out… because one look at me and you’ll drop dead! I’m just that gorgeous.

Unfortunately, gorgeous people like myself have problems, too… like my parents…

They are all… old now. Like, really old. They look like they should be grandparents! I doubt that will ever happen. My big brother Patrick is a total jerk when it comes to women. But I guess not having grandchildren doesn’t keep you from looking like an old person. Ew. I hope they don’t like, suddenly starting going to bingo or anything now. That’s just… ew.

Enough about them, though. Back to ME! Of course, all the boys at school are dying to take me out, and why shouldn’t they? But I have no interest in high school boys. They’re such losers, seriously. I’m not your average teenage girl, I’ve got class… more than most of my peers will ever have in their lifetimes! So, yeah, no thanks. And stop staring, seriously, you’re drooling and that’s disgusting.

I’m not an idiot, I know it’s totally wrong but Michael Saunders is just so… I don’t know. Not hot, that’s just… that’s like calling me hot, and I’m not hot, I’m drop dead gorgeous. He’s just… well, he’s the only one who matches me, you know? We’re too pretty for everyone else. He came home with Patrick one evening and… I haven’t seen him since we found out we were related.

He’s a couple of years older than me, but age isn’t anything but a number! Look at him! I mean, are second cousins really that related? Don’t give me that look! You’d feel the same way, too, if you such a hot second cousin. His half-brother Claude is just the same way… but not like Michael. College guys are so much more appealing.

I hate my life. Why am I related to all the pretty guys?!

Enough about that, I guess. I mentioned it once to mom and she got this horrified look on her face. Then she gave me this long lecture on incest and what it is and bla bla. I KNOW what it is, gosh. Anyway, she is all upset because Patrick is spending his days at college sleeping with all the girls. What did she expect? I told you he was a jerk!

Cole isn’t a jerk like Patrick, but he sure is annoying! All he talks about are video games and silly kid stuff. Does he seriously think I’m interested? Please. He and Patrick think they are just so special because they have the purple skin, but special isn’t nearly as good as gorgeous, which is what I am. I would change my name to that if it weren’t so cheesy.

At least I have my cousin Kit to keep me sane. Like I said, I am related to all the pretty people. Kit and I are on the same level, we understand one another, and what our status in this place entitles us to. Of course, she’s a bit of a tomboy and I totally do not understand why. I’ve tried to help her, but it’s just so hopeless. Oh well, maybe she can get married and have babies! Haha, and I’ll be living the life of starlet!

Cole is being such a brat! He keeps reading over my shoulder, so it looks like have to go. Ugh! My parents need to just give me a computer in my room. Like I would be so crass as to post stupid videos of me dancing half naked to hip hop music. Like I said, I have class. Oh well. Until next time.

~~Sade~~

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Note from Mao: Sade cracks me up so much and yes, Michael and Patrick came over for a visit. I completely forgot that Sade and Michael still had the crush flag (they flirted and kissed as teens before I realized they were related). Such a shame!

15 Comments

  1. Haha, Sade is so funny. She and Michael would make such a cute couple, too bad they’re related. Oh, and, where did you get her dress? I like it.

    It’s one of the outfits from the EA store, but I got the entire slew of stuff from over at MATY.

    Comment by Autumn — August 30, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

  2. Related to all the pretty people Sade? That’s HOW you inherited those “pretty genes”. Unfortunately I think the ego superiority complex Nathaniel had, has tainted his lineage of purple people! Patrick with his women superiorty complex, and now Sade with her vanity complex and Cole… is currently Pandora’s box.

    Hahahaha, poor Nathaniel, getting all the blame! He was never anything like these two, though. ;)

    Comment by Mohohon — August 30, 2008 @ 1:57 pm

  3. Sade to me seems like the kind of girl who needs an older man.. just sayin’… As long as Michael doesn’t have one of those crazy family sim LTWs like have a zillion kids and marry them off or send them to college.

    She does seem the type to have a sugar daddy, just preferably not one related to her, LOL!

    Comment by Laura — August 30, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

  4. Oh come now, Sadie. Bingo is awesome! But I agree. Michael is rather pretty. I can’t say any of my relatives are as hot as him but if they were…I’d be tempted. xD

    Hahahaha, Elecy!

    Comment by Elecy — August 30, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

  5. maybe it could work even if they are related . i so badly want to see it happen for them.
    but tbf i love slutty sims.

    <3

    Haha, Sade is no Shang. She thinks she’s too good for everyone.

    Comment by Ingrid — August 30, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

  6. OK, I don’t usually like this family that much, but this update was just amazing. I adore the way you do first-person narrative, I’ve adored it ever since KiD. Sade’s suddenly grown on me, she should prove to be quite interesting with the attitude she has going there.

    Haha, aww, thanks. I don’t do it too much with BS because it isn’t really a story, and I don’t want to invest too heavily in anything.

    Comment by Monika — August 30, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

  7. oh, Sade! Gosh, I admit she’s cute…but not as much as she thinks she is :P Her naive/innocent stuck up personality is so refreshing though. No thoughts about college or careers, only the immediate “i’m hot” thoughts :)

    Haha, she’s an interesting one, that’s for sure. Typical teen!

    Comment by starrsim — August 30, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

  8. Aw! C’mon Does it really MATTER that their related? They’d make cute bebes! lol.

    Haha, this is true, but I’ve already sent Michael to college way before Sade.

    Comment by Tammy — August 30, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

  9. Second cousins are not even genetically related, you could hook them up if you wanted to. Sade is pretty, but it sucks that all of Sara’s kids ended up being so fresh, well except Cole, but we’ll see what he ends up like. :)

    Oh, now you tell me! Well, it’s too late. Michael will graduate from Uni this round and is way too old for Sade now. ;)

    Comment by Josh — August 30, 2008 @ 7:38 pm

  10. You could just pull a Nathaniel/Sara and hook them up after, like he waits for her, or something. :P

    Haha, nah, poor Michael would probably be miserable. He’s too quiet and reserved for the outgoing and self-absorbed Sade!

    Comment by Josh — August 30, 2008 @ 11:42 pm

  11. Sade is so PRETTY!!! And such a jerk, where do your sims get off?

    She’s a bit up on herself, isn’t she?

    Comment by talims_sister — August 31, 2008 @ 1:07 am

  12. The line about how Sade and Michael “matched” because they’re both too pretty for anyone else cracked me up. I think I really like Sade, too!

    Haha, thanks, Sade! They match genetically, but Michael isn’t stuck up, he is very quiet and reserved, so I don’t think they’d make a good couple.

    Comment by Blu — August 31, 2008 @ 11:47 am

  13. Sade is hilarious. Even cracking (albeit gently) on Kit. I’d love to see her reaction to getting old. I wonder if she’ll get married or live on other people’s adoration (and outing gifts!).

    Oh, gosh. Don’t even tell her she’ll get old and wrinkly!

    Comment by Fini — September 1, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

  14. Sade is so funny. Whoever you match her up with is going to have hell on their hands. Maybe one of the cute island guys.

    Hahaha, if she ends up with anyone!

    Comment by Detris — September 2, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

  15. Sade is a riot, but she;s right. Michael is HOTT!

    Haha, Sade has good taste!

    Comment by Temesha — February 16, 2009 @ 6:30 pm

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