Boreal Springs

November 30, 2008

B.S.U. Campus – Round 20: ‘Sade’s Diary, End’

Filed under: B.S.U. Campus — Tags: , , , , , , — Mao @ 12:41 pm

From Sade’s Online Diary, pulled from

Well, here I am, at University.  Don’t expect any great stuff because to be honest, this place is horrible! All they do is nag about books and reading!  What do I look like, a nerd? Even the campus boys can tell I’m much better than silly homework, though I kind of wish they’d stop outright whistling and trying to get my phone number.  Please, really?  I don’t think so.  Not even if any of them were the last source of a compliment on the planet!

I guess I should mention that Kit and Claude are here, too.

Not that it matters much that they are here.  They’re both too busy doing their own things.  Kit actually studies–ha!–and Claude, well, Claude does what he’s always done.  I’d really like if he’d go and do it somewhere else, though.  My gorgeous and delicate nature aren’t meant to be surrounded by silly university hormones.  Yuck.  Isn’t it bad enough they’re making me read books?!

Kit has tried to ‘help’ me, but her idea of help is telling me to do the work.  What kind of help is that?  She lectures me all the time on how I’m going to get kicked out for running off to Aperture for days on end.  So?  It’s better than being here.  She thinks I don’t know her ‘little secret’, but I do.  Everyone thinks I’m some idiot with a gorgeous face.  One part of that is true and I’ll give you no guesses–the gorgeous part!  I am not stupid and I wasn’t born yesterday.  How did they think I wouldn’t find out?

Claude and Kit think they’re being sneaky, but I know better.  Not that I want to!  I used to soak in that hot tub–ewww!  Do you know what kind of nightmares I have now?  No wonder I have to run off to Aperture!

Okay, so it’s mostly to avoid the assignments–they’re horrible!  How am I supposed to know this stuff?  I’m actually kind of glad Patrick sent me packing over to Michael’s.  At least he is smart enough to do them for me.  Sure it took awhile to convince him, but now he doesn’t even question it!  Not that it matters, I forget to hand them in anyway.  That means I have to go to class!  Ew!

See?  I told you that I soaked in that hot tub!  Gross, huh?  As you can see, the annoying boys just won’t leave me alone! Give me a break.  Gross.  Can’t they see I’mfar above them and they’ll never have any hopes of truly basking in my gorgeousness?  As if they’d know what to do with it if they ever did!

Besides, I’m pretty sure I can get Michael to see things my way.  I just need some more time… and Fou-Lu gone.  That shouldn’t be too hard.

Apparently this university can’t handle my gorgeous.  Neither can this journal.  It’s time to face facts–I’m much too gorgeous for all of this.  So it’s time to say goodbye!

But first, I have to make a phone call… there’s no way I can let my parents find out about this!


Note from Mao: Poor Sade barely made it through those first two years!  She really hates college, LOL.  She never had any college-related wants.  I made her do an assignment once and it took forever.  Can you guess where she went?  I’m sure you don’t have to. :D   The Claude and Kit thing?  Casual, completely casual.  Mutual attraction, but no basis for a relationship.  But isn’t that what college is all about?  Hahaha…

Oh and sorry there’s no portrait at the top.  I messed up and moved Sade out before I grabbed it, so her makeover was complete.  D’oh.


  1. Claude and Kit!! NOOO!! Kit!! Wait for James!! Claude will choose any mirror over you just like that! Don’t fall for his charms!

    It’s a bit late for the waiting part, LOL! ACR is a devious beast. They’re not in a relationship, no worries. The mirror comment had me LOLing in RL, though.

    Comment by Mohohon — November 30, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

  2. Claude is a pimp! LOL Kit can have her fun, right? What happens in College, well.. hopefully stays at College… unless you’re Suzie. (LOL)

    Sade, Sade, Sade… I wonder what’s going to happen to you now.

    Claude is total P-I-M-P. Gordon is going to kick his ass, LOL! As for Sade, well, she’s going exactly where she wants to be. ;)

    Comment by JMW — December 1, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

  3. LOL! I see she hasn’t changed any since college. Michael, don’t do her assignments! It’s called enabling. Besides, she doesn’t even have the decency to make it count and actually turn them in.
    Hmm, I never even thought that Kit and Claude would hook up in University. Oh well, she still has a good head on her shoulders. She knows nothing will ever come of it. But James should hurry if he wants to think he still has a chance.
    Awww, no Sade and Claude fighting over a mirror… :(

    No worries, there was plenty behind-the-scenes mirror fighting inbetween Claude’s attempts to HIT ON SADE. That’s right, he was macking on them both, but Sade wasn’t having any of it. She didn’t even before ACR, which is HILARIOUS.

    Comment by Fini — December 1, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

  4. Hormones, hormones, hormones! Good god, they’re acting like horny teenagers!

    Sade amuses me. She is so…vain and self-absorbed yet, she is like…magnetically drawn to someone like Michael, who is the complete opposite. While I feel sorry for him, he did pretty much sell his soul to her the moment he started doing her assignments. xD

    I’m still waiting for the epic catfight for the mirror between Sade and Claude. xD Oooh, those two. It’s a good thing Sade isn’t in the house no more. There’s not much room when you have two people with egos the size of Canada.

    Claude was too busy trying to hit on Sade to fight over the mirror, LOL! Maybe later on in life. ;) I have no idea what’s wrong with Sade, she is so strange. She isn’t bad, but she is vain and self-absorbed, yet woefully ignorant and sheltered.

    Comment by Elecy — December 2, 2008 @ 3:02 am

  5. Sade cracks me up. I love the look of complete torment on her face as she’s dropping out, lol!

    You’d think she’d be happier, wouldn’t you? ;)

    Comment by laura — December 2, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

  6. Wow, now that I get a better look at her, Sade really IS gorgeous – she kind of looks like a red-haired crossover between Mary and… Lilith.
    Dropping out seems like a very Sade thing to do, but somehow I get the feeling it was less a matter of respecting her wants and more a clever way to shorten the age gap between her and Michael ;)

    Hehe, Sade is quite pretty, but a natural pretty. Don’t forget about her pointed ears! As for Uni, Sade was never meant to graduate. She wasn’t one who really wanted to go, but I sent her anyway.

    Comment by Monika — December 2, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

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